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Whos da
01:22
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Whos da der
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Who’s that lobster walking down the street
Everyone stares at their pink feet
22 degrees
With big pink knees
BLANCO
I KNOW
BLANCO
I KNOW
Not enough melanin
Your skin is really thin
Cover me in after sun
Aloe vera is the one
Cover me in goOoOooOoooOoooOooooOooo
I don’t wanna look as BURNT AS YOU
Jealous and envy of the ones who tan
I can’t bear looking like a roasted nan
You don’t know how lucky you are
To go in the sun and not be scarred
We’re a mutation
Enjoy us while you can
The thing that makes the world thrive
Makes us little gingers DIE
THE SUN
THE SUN
THE SUN
You’ve fucking won
BLANCO
I KNOW
BLANCO
I KNOW
Keep ya tans, keep ya fans
I’ll keep looking like a
ROASTED HAM
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3. |
Benylin
01:05
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Benylin Benylin Benylin LET ME IN
Been in every chemist in town
Looked up and down
The lady behind the counter knows
Two of us came in before
Now we’re asking for some more
Put on your best disguise
Don’t look her in the eyes
One day in trackies
Next day in a suit
WHAT ABOUT THESE FANCY BOOTS
She knows she knows
She knows I came in before
She knows she knows
She knows I’ve been in an out that door
Cheaper than gin and tonic
And much more euphoric
£5 go halves with your mate
Or take them on a syrup date
Benylin Benylin Benylin LET ME IN
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4. |
Kinhell Festival 2014
01:12
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Coming to on a bridge about to die
Joe thinks
WHERE THE FUK AM I
Last thing I knew I was covered in sick
Now I’m in the flat of a fuckin prick
Thought I was in hell
Now I’m in a bed
Last thing i knew i was wearing Joe as a belt?
Tunak tunak tun
Is drilled into my head
Dancing by the bypass
HOW LONG DOES THIS STUFF LAST?
Hollys screaming in the car
I think we have gone too far
Ryans humping concrete walls
I feel really fuckin small
It’s too hard
to stand up straight
When you’re having
YOUR OWN personal earthquake
Can’t bend our joints
Dismantling the fence
YOU LOT CAN’T COME IN HERE AGAIN
WHERESSSSSSS ME BAAAAAG
Put me in the car
This night has gone too far
I cant see no more
Satans knocking at my door
Sectioned sectioned sectioned sectioned
SECTIONED - That’s what we’re gonna be
SECTIONED - fuck me
SECTIONED - That’s what we’re gonna be
SECTIONED - Mexy
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Crabioli
00:58
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Crabioli poo queue
Crabioli poo queue
Where are you in the crabioli POO queue
Dancing with danger
Liquid that is pink
What is the stink?
Liquid that is pink
What is the stink?
What the fucks a crayfish
Doesn’t belong on any dish
Cover it in pest-O
Does it protect from disease?
NO
Eating crab because we’re poor
I’m not even poor, I was just greedy
I should be giving this food to the needy
Tempting me with it in the bin
I’m vegetarian is this a sin?
Evil creatures from the deep
Is my bum gonna seep
Will I throw up in my sleep
NOW I’M SNIFFIN SAUSAGE BEAK
Is this crab or per-I-OD?
What is the thing the NHS said?
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Crusty boys FUCK OFF
Speed with the lads FUCK OFF
I don’t care about anything FUCK OFF
Showing off FUCK OFF
Crusty boys with their STUPID LITTLE DREADLOCKS
Crusty boys wanna PUT YOU IN A HEADLOCK
FUCK OFF
I can't be nice to someone
Because that means I'm weak
Beak and the boys is all I care about
Why are you brushing your teeth?
That's not punk
Can I borrow your toothbrush?
That's not punk
Why are you wiping your arse?
That's not punk
Can you wipe my arse for me?
That's not punk
No. No. No. No. No. No. NOOOOO.
Ay mate can I have a sip of your drink?
Not all crusties
How many fights have you had?
I'VE HAD LOADS
How many girls have you shagged?
I’VE SHAGGED LOADS
I also really respect women
I’VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND
GO HAVE A FUCKIN WASH
GO BACK TO YOUR MAS
GO HAVE A FUCKIN WASH
GO BACK TO YOUR MAS
Your nob smells like brie you cant even do a normal wee
WIPE THAT SMEGMA FROM YOUR SHEATH
YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE ME DO AN ANGRY QUEEF
AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH
CRISPY DUDES WITH ATTITUDES.
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7. |
Miles stag do
00:45
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Bingo, Wetherspoons, Bowling
Bingo, Wetherspoons, Bowling
COVERED IN YOUR BLOOD AN EVERYONE’S LEFT
Lets use your stub as a bingo pen
Poo on miles top lip
What is that on flid’s nip?
My leg looks like a gammon
We’re flopping in the alley like salmon
Suckin on your own lips
That don’t hide the fact you cut off his tip
Jumping out of planes
Rolling down the bowling lanes
Bowling ball in the head
Casa del stinkhole
GO TO BED
Pissing on each others legs
Eating skin off flid’s head
severed fingers in sanitary pads
Just hanging out with the lads
Get it outttttttttttttttttttttt
SICK SICK SO MUCH SICK
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8. |
Heartburn
00:28
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Too many crisps will give you heartburn
And too many crisps will break your heart
Too many crisps will break your heart
They'll hurt your insides and make you fart
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Get him he's different
Get him he's ill
Get him he's different
Get him he's ill
"Where are your studs
Where are your patches
Sorry mate can I see your crust ID?
You look too clean
...I think you need to leave"
Who are these fucking fashion police
I bet you shit your fucking sheets
Bullshitting to seem cool
I can see right through you
Buck fast? Fuck fast?
Do you fuck fast?
You can’t even last.
Mate.
How bout ya, how bout ya, how bout ya FUCK OFF
Ever thought about, ever thought about, ever thought about, just FUCK-ING OFF
Cock off, cock off, cock off, COCK OFF
Get him, get him, get him, GET HIMMMMMM
Under that dirt is a guy from brighton
Trying to prove himself cos hes really frightened
You’ve spent ya whole life riding the trains
Trying to make out your life is all pain
Under them patches is a guy from kent
Tryna prove himself cos he used to get called bent
"I HAVE MASCULINITY
If ya not crusty STAY AWAY FROM ME"
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Nashy
00:46
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I hate the nashy and the nashy hates me too
That’s why I did a sick a wank and a poo
Devoid of human rights
Filled with gob shites
Devoid of human rights
Filled with
GOB SHITES
There’s no water
It is torture
My lungs
Are charred
I'm going to burn my
COACH CARD
He offered me a pedo sweet
Then we did smack under the sheets
I could smell his feet
Isnt that sweet
NO
Devoid of human rights
Filled with gob shites
Devoid of human rights
Filled with
GOB SHITES
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11. |
Gilbert Deya
01:03
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He's been stealing babies out of hospitals
Deceiving all the ladies with his miracles
Giz a kid our kid
Husband can't get it up
Giz a kid our kid
Jesus will be hard enough
Gilbert Deya send a prayer
From your L7 pigeon lair
Ahhhh
Where's your hair
Do I dare to enter that shit covered lair
Release them women from that cage
Hang around with people your own age
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London
00:59
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London is not the centre of the universe
If you go to London you’ll come home with no purse
Sell your soul for an oyster card
You lot aren’t even fuckin hard
North west has the least money spent
Put the tudors in power again
Won’t even have a fight
You all just talk shiteeeeeeeeeeeeeee
In this north south divide
Misery is all the south provide
Take ya briefcase and fuck off, fuck so far off
Take ya £6 pints and....
FUCK SO FAR OFF
Running for the tube when there’s one in 60 seconds
You’re all, a bunch a fuckin weapons
The north is so much better, even if it’s wetter
The north is so much better
We’ve got Sayers, we’ve got Greggs
Why don't you go suck a fuckin egg
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