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Crispy Dudes With Attitudes

from Bloke of Corned Beef by Dad

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Crusty boys FUCK OFF
Speed with the lads FUCK OFF
I don’t care about anything FUCK OFF
Showing off FUCK OFF

Crusty boys with their STUPID LITTLE DREADLOCKS
Crusty boys wanna PUT YOU IN A HEADLOCK
FUCK OFF

I can't be nice to someone
Because that means I'm weak
Beak and the boys is all I care about

Why are you brushing your teeth?
That's not punk
Can I borrow your toothbrush?
That's not punk
Why are you wiping your arse?
That's not punk
Can you wipe my arse for me?
That's not punk

No. No. No. No. No. No. NOOOOO.
Ay mate can I have a sip of your drink?

Not all crusties

How many fights have you had?
I'VE HAD LOADS
How many girls have you shagged?
I’VE SHAGGED LOADS

I also really respect women
I’VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND

GO HAVE A FUCKIN WASH
GO BACK TO YOUR MAS
GO HAVE A FUCKIN WASH
GO BACK TO YOUR MAS

Your nob smells like brie you cant even do a normal wee
WIPE THAT SMEGMA FROM YOUR SHEATH
YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE ME DO AN ANGRY QUEEF
AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH

CRISPY DUDES WITH ATTITUDES.

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from Bloke of Corned Beef, released August 2, 2018

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Dad Liverpool, UK

4 piece hardcore/punk/powerviolence outfit from liverpool/UK.

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